Thursday, February 17, 2011

Henry Killingsburg

     Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Henry Killingsburg who was killing everyone in town. Henry was never caught by the police because he was feared by all the policemen so they kept their distance, and left Henry alone. Henry was only ten years old but he had the most premier weapons and the most strategic brain with him. When Henry found out that somebody he attacked managed to stay alive, he was emotionally frustrated. Filled with rage he went to the "Comedian Palace" to relax and find out more ways to torture people.
      Henry went to the area to find out he was actually having fun. After hearing a funny joke, Henry laughed and laughed all the way home, but he couldn't stop laughing. After two weeks of non-stop laughter, Henry laughed so hard an long that he died. The End.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Freak The Mighty: Mood

In the book Freak The Mighty, I have witnessed friendship between Max and Freak. I have noticed this by their reactions toward each other and their mood when they see each other. At first enemies, Freak and Max developed a routine that Max will carry Freak on his shoulders and freak will show him directions. The following post below will state how they show friendship with the page number along with the meaning of friendship.

Page 17: Quote- "Because Freak really lights up and he goes, "The knights were like the first human version of robots. They wore this metal armor to protect them and make them invincible..." Freak is explaining to Max about Knights so they are conversing and a friendship slowly takes place.

Page 39: Quote- "Freak is still holding tight to my shoulders and when they ask him for his name, he says, "We're Freak The Mighty, that who we are. We're nine feet tall, in case you haven't noticed." Freak is telling the cops that he and Max are Freak The Mighty and that's why the book is titled, Freak The Mighty.

Friendship, to me, is the action of friendliness and making sure each member or peer is in comfort. Friendship is more than watching each others back and standing up for them, it is when you care and trust each other. There were many sights of friendship throughout this book between Max ad Freak, too many to count.

   

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Robotic Activity

With robots invading Earth, Jacob must come and save the day. Highly geared with weapons and ammunition, Jacob was a former Vietnam War veteran while serving for the Navy Seals. When the robots were closing in on a pure clear-cut victory, Jacob was called for his service. Mechanical, brain-washed, and drastically-advantaged robots against the experienced, ruthless, and armored Jacob Johnson.
Johnson was knew what it took to fight and compete in invasions similar to this one. He destroyed fifteen cities while serving for the Seals and rescued Sgt. J.J Stopper from an elite army in Northern Asia. Jacob annihilated these robots as if they were just another road block in his way.
As the invasion came to an end, Jacob Johnson knew he still had work to be completed. Heroically, Jacob sacrificed his life while defeating five hundred robots with a single grenade in a gasoline warehouse. His name is now carved in statues, monuments, and terrific sites all over the world. 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Electives Are Freedom, Applications Are Not

Electives. Some say freedom, others differ from that statement. Middle schools across America are debating whether or not students should fill out applications for electives. The reason of this situation is the knowledge and well-being of each student. Some educators agree with applying for classes because they feel scholars should be enlisted in classes with peers that share the same amount of knowledge. Others do not because the people in lower classes may feel insecure since they are not one of the elite students in the school.

The main factor of this subject is the knowledge of each student. In order to be in a higher class, a student must excel in the elective. In order to be in a lower class, a student must do poorly or under-achieve in the elective. Is it the student's fault that he/she is academically challenged? Is it the student's fault that he/she is not as smart as their peers? Is it really necessary to create a whole new curriculum for the students that are smarter? Do students get a chance to express themselves to their full potential in a lower class? These are the questions that follow when students are forced to make applications.

In my opinion, making pupils fill out application forms, resumes, and cover letters is not-needed and not necessary. What if students don't know how to make cover letters, resumes, and application forms. Will students have to be sent to lower classes even though they have intelligence with their chosen elective? Schools already make students do not-needed work so why will they make them do more? Adults of this time period did not have to make resumes, cover letters, and application forms when they were younger, so why would children of this time period have to? Not only is this act unfair, but it puts students through a lot just to do something they enjoy. Does that mean principals don't care about their students if they make them do all this work? Maybe principals had a bad day so they want to relinquish their anger on students by making them fill out resumes and cover letters. I understand what this act will do, but I disagree with the outcome. If students don't care about their grade, why not let them fail?- it's not our fault they don't want to make an effort and do the work in an elective.

Filling out application forms would not be done by myself, but will you give in after everything I told you and make the application form, resume, and cover letter?

The choice is yours


Monday, January 24, 2011

Mila Stojakavic Resume

Mila Stojakavic
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Major/Objective: Government employer. Able to control and run major and highly populated cities. 

Summary:
  • 5 years experience
  • 3 years as mayor
  • Financial advisor
  • Experienced with Taxes and Law enforcement
Accomplishments: 
  • 1989 Ran for mayor but sadly failed
  • 1990-1991: Attended college at UCLA for finance and government
  • 1992-1996: Mayor of Green Bay, Wisconsin for four years
  • 1997: Finally elected in government 
  • 1998-2000: Governed Wisconsin
  • 2001-Present: Secretary for president George Walker Bush

 

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Fred Johnson Resume

FRED JOHNSON
Detroit Michigan

Specialization/Capability: Construction management. Capable to make orders and follow directions. Able to orchestrate successful positions and take charge.

Summary:
  • 5 years experience
  • 4 year internship
  • Voted most imprvoved
  • Had tutor for math to improve grade
  • Voted smartest in 7th grade
Accomplishments:
  • 1993-1994: Voted most likely to succeed
  • 1994-1995: Hired by Jim And Construct first year of college
  • 1996: Interned for Jim with broken hand
  • 1996 Mid: Became manager of Jim And Construct Inc.
  • 1998: Selected for construction worker of the year
  • 1999: Taught children basics of construction. C.E.O of 2 construction sites across the World
  • 2000-Present: Followed career job to be richest man in the World
Awards: 
  • Construction worker of the Year
  • Most likely to "Construct A Site"
  • Construction Worker of the decade
  • Smartest in 7th grade to Freshman Year
Degrees:
  • Masters degree with construction management
  • Bachelor degree with Physics
  • Masters degree with Algebra
Schools: 
  • High School:  Saint Bishop's Academy 
  • College: Princeton with full scholarship
  • Degrees: Harvard University for Algebra
  • Degrees: Stanford for Physics
  • Degrees: Yale for construction management

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Daniel Vasquez

     A rainy and sickening night escalated to frightening for 12-year-old Daniel Vasquez. Daniel was home alone with his uncle after his parents left him for a 3-day business trip to Honolulu. When his parents returned, blood splattered, drip-dropped, punched-and-popped, and crashed to their defenseless wooden floor. That was only their living room. Their bathroom had been wiped repeatedly with toilet paper trying to cover the click-clacking and snapping bones that managed to still pop out as it already did. A basement that belonged to the lifeless family was filled with body parts that was seemed to be torn by savages of great lengths. Bedrooms were the home of decayed severed heads. Investigators were able to recap the happenings but couldn't find the assailant. The investigators were able to notify this blog what happened to the young Daniel and his uncle.
DAY 1- 6:54 P.M- 34 SECOND- VASQUEZ RESIDENCE- SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
     Daniel's mom, Judy, is the CO-CEO (Chief Executive Officer) for Taxert Inc. and faces an immediate recall for certain dairy products. Her husband, John, is CO-CEO with obviously, Judy, for Taxert Inc. and faces the same discouragement of Judy. Daniel however, was minding his own business in his room playing video games. Concentrated on his brain-blasting video game, Daniel was abruptly disturbed by John with a loud yell, "Daniel, come down her, were are leaving now."  Angry as an old man disrupted of his sleep, Daniel returned to his always loving parents with a kiss and a good-bye. As any 12-year-old, Daniel would be accompanied by a guardian, a protector. For the rest of the night, sounds of explosions filtered the house until Daniel fell to a comforting sleep.
DAY 2- 5:00 P.M- 13 SECOND- VASQUEZ RESIDENCE- SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA 
      Daniel and his uncle, Fred, were entitled to spend the day together by Daniel's parents. After a long day, Fred and Daniel decided to watch the news on FOX. As they relaxed, they heard that an anchorman announce with a divine voice that the hunt for killer Ronnie Feathers starts as the madman should have been charged with 1st degree murder but was able to murder the police officers in the vehicle while handcuffed. He is on the move toward San Jose. Fred and Daniel continued staring at the screen like people staring at pie. Worried, Fred put Daniel to sleep without seeing full information like a picture or identification. Terrible mistake.
DAY 3- 12:00 A.M- 24 SECOND- VASQUEZ RESIDENCE- SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
     During Daniel's and Fred's sleep, a charge of force pounded through the window of Fred's room, breaking and shattering glass beneath his feet. It was Ronnie Feathers. Ronnie knocked out Fred with a single punch the suffocated him with a pillow. Daniel heard the explosion of the glass and immediately hid under his bed without hesitation, but that wasn't enough for Feathers to find then slaughter him with a knife in the kitchen. Diabolically, Ronnie cut them like farmers do to chickens in order to send a message that no one can take him down.
     Thus, Daniel Vasquez, the boy that could have changed the world, died.
   
    
   

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Resolutions For Jacob's Life In 2011

For 2011, I have decided to make four difficult resolutions, goals, that will enchant my life with glorious victory, an entertaining DJ system, happy parents, and a VERY happy Jacob. The over-used letters listed below that collide to make words, are my resolutions for 2011!

GOALS: RESOLUTIONS THAT ARE DECIDED BY YOURSELF THAT WILL HELP YOU STAY FOCUS ON WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE.

  1. TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR MY BASKETBALL TEAM: I hope to win the championship with my teammates and stay undefeated as my team is now. This is my first season and already my team is 3-0 with more upcoming games. My team won with an average of at least 20 points, but I still hope to make the playoffs and win the championship. For my first season of basketball, I play for the Celtics. The fellow Celtics and I train with hard labor trying to please our coaches. We all are un-selfish with the ball and keep passing it until one of us shoots. This is my first season playing basketball with a team because last year I focused on football, but my team is still among the best in the league.
  2.  TO GET ALL A'S AND B'S ON MY REPORT CARD FOR 6TH GRADE: I hope to get great grades for sixth grade like an A or a B. Studying can really help me with achieving this goal because to get good grades I need to do good on tests and to do good on tests I need to study. Homework can also help. Homework is essential to get great grades and have happy parents. Working at home is like working at school, but you can do homework whenever you want before the next day of school. Participation in class has to be the easiest. All you have to do is answer a few questions and you get an A for that day.
  3. TO GET TURNTABLES OF ANY KIND OF BRAND: I hope to get turntables with additional records along with a mixer. I have no experience dealing with turntables but I have seen people work with it. I always wanted hard-hitting drums but that was never accomplished so I turn to turntables for amusement and time-burning. Turntables are those objects hip hop masters use when they collide songs with different motions and activities happening while the song plays. I will try to save money I get and try to use my money wisely. Of course, you need your own DJ name to start. I would be DJ WEB. I was thinking of having a symbol that represents my DJ name. Maybe, I could have a spider web with a J in the middle.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Cannibal Cavemen?

CANNIBAL-
THE EATING BY HUMANS OR ANIMALS ON ANY KINDS OF THAT PARTICULAR MAMMAL OR ANIMAL.
Being a cannibal is defined as anything that tears then chews into other kinds of that thing. For example, puppies that eat other puppies is cannibal or just has rabies that is not mentioned in this post. Or if humans dig into other humans as meals. The following names are people that have gone cannibal; Hannibal Lecter of the series, Hannibal Lecter, Leatherface and his clan of the series, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Sweeney Todd and his family of the movie, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. As you see, the cannibal in everyone always seem to get hold of some people. I'd hate for my friends to be cannibal.


CAVEMAN: 
CAVE DWELLER OF STONE AGES THAT EXPERIENCED DIFFERENT STAGES OF TECHNOLOGY OVER THEIR LIFETIME.

Being a caveman you lived through the different stone ages all over the world. This was because technology was never that of during their time. Although fire was created by them, enhanced fire wasn't made until being a caveman was "totally old school," you young children may say. Caves were mostly found along shores near oceans. Another name for cavemen could be Neanderthal or Cave Dweller.Some famous cavemen are as follow; The characters of The Flinstones, the caveman from the car insurance company named Geico. Cavemen weren't the smartest people if you are wondering.


CANNIBAL CAVEMEN:
CAVE DWELLERS OF THE STONE AGE THAT LIVED OFF OF NATURE AND EATING OTHER CAVEMEN. (NOT KNOWN IF REAL)

Cannibal cavemen is just a name that I thought of since cavemen were low on food in their time. Because of their non-surplus of food, I think cavemen ate their own kind for survival. Cannibal cavemen ate their kind as a desperation maneuver when not enough food is found. These creatures have the characteristics of cannibals but the minds of cavemen.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Monkeys And The Turtles Part 1

     The epic fight of monkeys and turtles developed the madness and violence that happens to the present day. Stenches of droppings from both sides overcame the battle and created mold on tails and black stuff on shells. When I say stenches, I mean that ugly, horrifying smells captured the land quicker than cowboys capturing cows. Nevertheless, it still came close and "to the wire" you young kids may say. I happened to be stuck in the middle with only a treasured journal and suffering nose. As did Francis Scott Key, I copied the happenings into the book of many words. My journal sold an astonishing 1 copy worldwide by myself, of course. It only went out 50 years ago so I think people are still in lines waiting to purchase it. I sold it for a cheap price of $500 but don't fret if you're one of the less fortunate because I will tell you the story on this post and three.