Monday, January 24, 2011

Mila Stojakavic Resume

Mila Stojakavic
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Major/Objective: Government employer. Able to control and run major and highly populated cities. 

Summary:
  • 5 years experience
  • 3 years as mayor
  • Financial advisor
  • Experienced with Taxes and Law enforcement
Accomplishments: 
  • 1989 Ran for mayor but sadly failed
  • 1990-1991: Attended college at UCLA for finance and government
  • 1992-1996: Mayor of Green Bay, Wisconsin for four years
  • 1997: Finally elected in government 
  • 1998-2000: Governed Wisconsin
  • 2001-Present: Secretary for president George Walker Bush

 

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Fred Johnson Resume

FRED JOHNSON
Detroit Michigan

Specialization/Capability: Construction management. Capable to make orders and follow directions. Able to orchestrate successful positions and take charge.

Summary:
  • 5 years experience
  • 4 year internship
  • Voted most imprvoved
  • Had tutor for math to improve grade
  • Voted smartest in 7th grade
Accomplishments:
  • 1993-1994: Voted most likely to succeed
  • 1994-1995: Hired by Jim And Construct first year of college
  • 1996: Interned for Jim with broken hand
  • 1996 Mid: Became manager of Jim And Construct Inc.
  • 1998: Selected for construction worker of the year
  • 1999: Taught children basics of construction. C.E.O of 2 construction sites across the World
  • 2000-Present: Followed career job to be richest man in the World
Awards: 
  • Construction worker of the Year
  • Most likely to "Construct A Site"
  • Construction Worker of the decade
  • Smartest in 7th grade to Freshman Year
Degrees:
  • Masters degree with construction management
  • Bachelor degree with Physics
  • Masters degree with Algebra
Schools: 
  • High School:  Saint Bishop's Academy 
  • College: Princeton with full scholarship
  • Degrees: Harvard University for Algebra
  • Degrees: Stanford for Physics
  • Degrees: Yale for construction management

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Daniel Vasquez

     A rainy and sickening night escalated to frightening for 12-year-old Daniel Vasquez. Daniel was home alone with his uncle after his parents left him for a 3-day business trip to Honolulu. When his parents returned, blood splattered, drip-dropped, punched-and-popped, and crashed to their defenseless wooden floor. That was only their living room. Their bathroom had been wiped repeatedly with toilet paper trying to cover the click-clacking and snapping bones that managed to still pop out as it already did. A basement that belonged to the lifeless family was filled with body parts that was seemed to be torn by savages of great lengths. Bedrooms were the home of decayed severed heads. Investigators were able to recap the happenings but couldn't find the assailant. The investigators were able to notify this blog what happened to the young Daniel and his uncle.
DAY 1- 6:54 P.M- 34 SECOND- VASQUEZ RESIDENCE- SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
     Daniel's mom, Judy, is the CO-CEO (Chief Executive Officer) for Taxert Inc. and faces an immediate recall for certain dairy products. Her husband, John, is CO-CEO with obviously, Judy, for Taxert Inc. and faces the same discouragement of Judy. Daniel however, was minding his own business in his room playing video games. Concentrated on his brain-blasting video game, Daniel was abruptly disturbed by John with a loud yell, "Daniel, come down her, were are leaving now."  Angry as an old man disrupted of his sleep, Daniel returned to his always loving parents with a kiss and a good-bye. As any 12-year-old, Daniel would be accompanied by a guardian, a protector. For the rest of the night, sounds of explosions filtered the house until Daniel fell to a comforting sleep.
DAY 2- 5:00 P.M- 13 SECOND- VASQUEZ RESIDENCE- SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA 
      Daniel and his uncle, Fred, were entitled to spend the day together by Daniel's parents. After a long day, Fred and Daniel decided to watch the news on FOX. As they relaxed, they heard that an anchorman announce with a divine voice that the hunt for killer Ronnie Feathers starts as the madman should have been charged with 1st degree murder but was able to murder the police officers in the vehicle while handcuffed. He is on the move toward San Jose. Fred and Daniel continued staring at the screen like people staring at pie. Worried, Fred put Daniel to sleep without seeing full information like a picture or identification. Terrible mistake.
DAY 3- 12:00 A.M- 24 SECOND- VASQUEZ RESIDENCE- SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
     During Daniel's and Fred's sleep, a charge of force pounded through the window of Fred's room, breaking and shattering glass beneath his feet. It was Ronnie Feathers. Ronnie knocked out Fred with a single punch the suffocated him with a pillow. Daniel heard the explosion of the glass and immediately hid under his bed without hesitation, but that wasn't enough for Feathers to find then slaughter him with a knife in the kitchen. Diabolically, Ronnie cut them like farmers do to chickens in order to send a message that no one can take him down.
     Thus, Daniel Vasquez, the boy that could have changed the world, died.
   
    
   

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Resolutions For Jacob's Life In 2011

For 2011, I have decided to make four difficult resolutions, goals, that will enchant my life with glorious victory, an entertaining DJ system, happy parents, and a VERY happy Jacob. The over-used letters listed below that collide to make words, are my resolutions for 2011!

GOALS: RESOLUTIONS THAT ARE DECIDED BY YOURSELF THAT WILL HELP YOU STAY FOCUS ON WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE.

  1. TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR MY BASKETBALL TEAM: I hope to win the championship with my teammates and stay undefeated as my team is now. This is my first season and already my team is 3-0 with more upcoming games. My team won with an average of at least 20 points, but I still hope to make the playoffs and win the championship. For my first season of basketball, I play for the Celtics. The fellow Celtics and I train with hard labor trying to please our coaches. We all are un-selfish with the ball and keep passing it until one of us shoots. This is my first season playing basketball with a team because last year I focused on football, but my team is still among the best in the league.
  2.  TO GET ALL A'S AND B'S ON MY REPORT CARD FOR 6TH GRADE: I hope to get great grades for sixth grade like an A or a B. Studying can really help me with achieving this goal because to get good grades I need to do good on tests and to do good on tests I need to study. Homework can also help. Homework is essential to get great grades and have happy parents. Working at home is like working at school, but you can do homework whenever you want before the next day of school. Participation in class has to be the easiest. All you have to do is answer a few questions and you get an A for that day.
  3. TO GET TURNTABLES OF ANY KIND OF BRAND: I hope to get turntables with additional records along with a mixer. I have no experience dealing with turntables but I have seen people work with it. I always wanted hard-hitting drums but that was never accomplished so I turn to turntables for amusement and time-burning. Turntables are those objects hip hop masters use when they collide songs with different motions and activities happening while the song plays. I will try to save money I get and try to use my money wisely. Of course, you need your own DJ name to start. I would be DJ WEB. I was thinking of having a symbol that represents my DJ name. Maybe, I could have a spider web with a J in the middle.