The Story Of David The Platypus: The Cool Platypus Will Serve You With David-Goodness

The hand-shaking, mind-bobbling, smooth-n'-elegant favored man of Atlanta, Jacob Cool-Boy, strolled down the streets of the ATL in an elated and heavily-happy direction until he veered to find a deranged platypus with a noticeable mad snail disease sickness. Trying to look as nonchalant as he can, he retrieved the semi-aquatic mammal from the garbage filled dumpster and brought the platypus to his residence. However, Cool-boy was cut short of his drive when he was pulled over by his friend, Lou Tenant. Hesitantly, he punched Lou in the kisser and tried to disguise himself by saying, "This is AMERICA!" Jacob knew not to tell Lou about the diseased and nearly-dead platypus. Once entering his home, he stuffed the platypus to the laboratory room and processed an experiment to determine whether or not the platypus is diseased with mad snail disease or just has an illness for starvation or what not.

 

After a series of grueling extended tests, the platypus was falsely accused of mad snail disease and was just homeless. Jacob kept the pet and started to train the pet as his own. It took months until the platypus was in tip-top shape. When the two decided to walk down town, Cool-Boy saw a flyer. The flyer stated that a local platypus convention was ready to take the nation by storm with the 1st annual platy-people show-off. "Finally, all the training would show in this competition", Jacob thought. He later designed a name and slogan for his platypus. The deranged endangered platypus became David the Platypus: The cool platypus will serve you with David-Goodness. Jacob Cool-Boy and David the Platypus- A star in the making. 

David and Jacob tried their very best in training and achieving goal through the last 2 weeks of working before the competition. Day of the competition, David was losing interest of participating after he suffered a torn MCL and was told not to continue. However, Jacob Cool-Boy pushed David and motivated him to win the convention and be the best platypus out there. 10 minutes into the showdown, David died when he was physically unable to perform 5 minutes after eating steamy nachos from the Latino shop across the street. David was a cool platypus but wasn't cool enough (Sorry David from English Class. Maybe you'll be alive in the next platypus story... No promises)