Christmas Or Easter

     Once upon a time not so long ago, lived a non-skinny man known as Santa Claus and an evil and sophisticated bunny referred to the name of The Easter Bunny that completed one of the most intense and grueling fight in mankind. A match that destroyed several reindeer and conquered many bunnies. Eggs were hatched and snow was melted to reveal the defeated grass. Sky was cloudy with thunders of rain and rainy thunderstorms. The taste of defeat entered and took over one nation's mouth while the other celebrated with champagne and fellow other members of the sensational group. This war ended the greatest, longest, dangerous, and fierce feud. This war will go down in the books.

     Christmas is when Santa could excel in giving presents and leaving coil under trees with coldness that gives off frost bites and leads animals to hibernation especially rabbits and bunnies. Santa and his henchmen, the elves, live up in the chilly North Pole. The elves care for Santa and makes sure Santa continues on his diet. Christmas can look jolly but you don't know what really happens behind the scenes of ole' Santa Claus.
     Easter is dedicated the bunnies and their soon-to-be-bunnies eggs. Those bunnies plant their eggs on your property but hop away quickly to not be noticed. Their is no leader for this powerful army but the rabbits duplicate themselves to create their criminal kind children. Do you know what these rabbits favorite game is? KILLER RABBIT.

     The rabbits were first to strike the Pole with their bunny launcher while Santa retaliated with flaming gifts. Misfires attacked other lands but the victor was far to come. This war happened a mere 20 days of painful hits. At the end, 1,000,000 rabbits were ripped to shreds and 100,000,000 tiny elves became splat on the minefields the rabbits created. However, Santa saved Christmas defeating all rabbits and defeating all threats. There is no more flapping ears and gray bodies, only green and pinhead elves and a cookie-stealing Santa.