Cannibal Cavemen?

CANNIBAL-

THE EATING BY HUMANS OR ANIMALS ON ANY KINDS OF THAT PARTICULAR MAMMAL OR ANIMAL.

Being a cannibal is defined as anything that tears then chews into other kinds of that thing. For example, puppies that eat other puppies is cannibal or just has rabies that is not mentioned in this post. Or if humans dig into other humans as meals. The following names are people that have gone cannibal; Hannibal Lecter of the series, Hannibal Lecter, Leatherface and his clan of the series, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Sweeney Todd and his family of the movie, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. As you see, the cannibal in everyone always seem to get hold of some people. I'd hate for my friends to be cannibal.

CAVEMAN: 

CAVE DWELLER OF STONE AGES THAT EXPERIENCED DIFFERENT STAGES OF TECHNOLOGY OVER THEIR LIFETIME.

Being a caveman you lived through the different stone ages all over the world. This was because technology was never that of during their time. Although fire was created by them, enhanced fire wasn't made until being a caveman was "totally old school," you young children may say. Caves were mostly found along shores near oceans. Another name for cavemen could be Neanderthal or Cave Dweller.Some famous cavemen are as follow; The characters of The Flinstones, the caveman from the car insurance company named Geico. Cavemen weren't the smartest people if you are wondering.

CANNIBAL CAVEMEN:

CAVE DWELLERS OF THE STONE AGE THAT LIVED OFF OF NATURE AND EATING OTHER CAVEMEN. (NOT KNOWN IF REAL)

Cannibal cavemen is just a name that I thought of since cavemen were low on food in their time. Because of their non-surplus of food, I think cavemen ate their own kind for survival. Cannibal cavemen ate their kind as a desperation maneuver when not enough food is found. These creatures have the characteristics of cannibals but the minds of cavemen.

Monkeys And The Turtles Part 1

     The epic fight of monkeys and turtles developed the madness and violence that happens to the present day. Stenches of droppings from both sides overcame the battle and created mold on tails and black stuff on shells. When I say stenches, I mean that ugly, horrifying smells captured the land quicker than cowboys capturing cows. Nevertheless, it still came close and "to the wire" you young kids may say. I happened to be stuck in the middle with only a treasured journal and suffering nose. As did Francis Scott Key, I copied the happenings into the book of many words. My journal sold an astonishing 1 copy worldwide by myself, of course. It only went out 50 years ago so I think people are still in lines waiting to purchase it. I sold it for a cheap price of $500 but don't fret if you're one of the less fortunate because I will tell you the story on this post and three.   

Christmas Or Easter

     Once upon a time not so long ago, lived a non-skinny man known as Santa Claus and an evil and sophisticated bunny referred to the name of The Easter Bunny that completed one of the most intense and grueling fight in mankind. A match that destroyed several reindeer and conquered many bunnies. Eggs were hatched and snow was melted to reveal the defeated grass. Sky was cloudy with thunders of rain and rainy thunderstorms. The taste of defeat entered and took over one nation's mouth while the other celebrated with champagne and fellow other members of the sensational group. This war ended the greatest, longest, dangerous, and fierce feud. This war will go down in the books.

     Christmas is when Santa could excel in giving presents and leaving coil under trees with coldness that gives off frost bites and leads animals to hibernation especially rabbits and bunnies. Santa and his henchmen, the elves, live up in the chilly North Pole. The elves care for Santa and makes sure Santa continues on his diet. Christmas can look jolly but you don't know what really happens behind the scenes of ole' Santa Claus.
     Easter is dedicated the bunnies and their soon-to-be-bunnies eggs. Those bunnies plant their eggs on your property but hop away quickly to not be noticed. Their is no leader for this powerful army but the rabbits duplicate themselves to create their criminal kind children. Do you know what these rabbits favorite game is? KILLER RABBIT.

     The rabbits were first to strike the Pole with their bunny launcher while Santa retaliated with flaming gifts. Misfires attacked other lands but the victor was far to come. This war happened a mere 20 days of painful hits. At the end, 1,000,000 rabbits were ripped to shreds and 100,000,000 tiny elves became splat on the minefields the rabbits created. However, Santa saved Christmas defeating all rabbits and defeating all threats. There is no more flapping ears and gray bodies, only green and pinhead elves and a cookie-stealing Santa.

Mission: Light A Candle

     The World War II conflict but a candle had to catch fire for an explosive cannon to launch into enemy boundaries with a thunderous roar. However, this lighter can not be found and we are all out of matches, sticks that are flammable. We need that flame before the defensive side recovers from a wounding attack. Nothing sparked a flame for me nor the cannon until I realized there were rocks and sticks. I had muscle hands with quickness so I was able to strike the string and devour the enemies. Mission Accomplished.